Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Jokes.....And they are good!!!!

These are dedicated to El Jefe........

One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint. The crews are missing and believed to be marooned.

Two cows, Daisy and Dolly are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I do not believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, insists Daisy, "No Bull."

A toilet was stolen from the police precinct. Police have nothing to go on.

Someone broke into a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Cops are looking into it.

A man drowned in a tub of milk with a banana in his ear. Authorities suspect a cereal killer.

Thanks to Larry G for these gems.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

What the.....

I have endured what may be one of the toughest things of my life. The 2007-2008 Wyoming men's basketball team. Holy Crap!!!! This was agonizing to sit through. Luckily at this point the only thing I have to cheer about is a season sweep of both Utah and CSU. Usually a sweep of CSU brings joy to my life but at this point it is a shallow victory. This team had way too much going for it. I will again say that Heath Shroyer was not my first choice as coach, or even second choice as far as that goes. I will go on record saying that I sent an email to the AD asking him to consider Quinn Snyder of Missouri fame. However, we are stuck with a friend of the AD (FOAD). Evidently if you are a FOAD you can get a job at WYO. Yeah us. Anywho...I am seriously expecting a huge step forward next year. The honeymoon is over and now it is time to get to winning games.